High Times...

Please PLEASE don't tell me it's your friends pipe. Dude.

1 - If you are smoking pot, you don't just leave your pipe laying around in someone else's house or car. You need that pipe, how else are you going to get high?

2 - Irvin, as sad as it for someone as gifted as he is, has had a drug problem in the past. In 1996, Irvin pleaded no contest to felony cocaine possession for which he received four years of probation (deferred), a $10,000 fine, and they dismissed the misdemeanor marijuana possession charges.

3 - If you truly are trying to help your friend stop doing drugs, and this may seem obvious to some, don't let your friend smoke it in your car, or your house.

"Irvin said he put the pipe in his car because he didn't want it in his house where his children might find it. He said he planned to drive somewhere the next day, like a grocery trash bin, and throw the pipe away but forgot." -ESPN This is slightly worse than the excuse you used in order to get out of turning in your geometry homework in 9th grade.

Michael. Hello? Are you there? You are on a nationally televised sports show that is watched by people from the ages of 7-87. Tell your dickhead friend not smoke stuff at your house BEFORE he comes to stay with you. Then if you find the pipe, have one of you peeps drive it to the trash dump and then have your freakin' intervention.

Do I personally think that Irvin's friend left the pipe in his house? No. have you seen Irvin's eyes on this show? They guy has "coin-slot eyes" on every show to match his perma-grin smile. Am I the only guy in America that thinks Michael Irvin has been completely stoned on NFL countdown for the past 2 years? Nobody talks or acts the way he does when they are straight.

Do I care if he wants to get high? Not really, but own up to it if you get busted.