As I Mature

My wife sent me an email chain that was pretty good – I will share the highlights:

As I mature…

…I have learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof to destroy it.

I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes, but after that you better either have big tits or know what the hell you are doing.

I’ve learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you are finished.

I’ve learned that 99% of the time when something isn’t working in the house, one of the kids did it.